Don’t roll joints, roll up to church. Praise The Lord!
I literally always smell good, so if we ever date, you’re welcome.
why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor
do you ever just start watching a show because you hear there are lesbians
Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.
Message me on anon telling me how you really feel about me, I'm prepared for anything and everything