plug:

When a bug comes near you

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getoffmybloghoe:

Don’t roll joints, roll up to church. Praise The Lord!

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keeppthevibe:

I literally always smell good, so if we ever date, you’re welcome.

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dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

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ohcorny:

from the makers of And There’s No Way To Casually Ask 

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sharkgina:

do you ever just start watching a show because you hear there are lesbians

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slutdropped:

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.

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Fuck with me

Message me on anon telling me how you really feel about me, I'm prepared for anything and everything

no-wifi:

why isn’t there a dollar bill eyes emoji?

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2gay4-yew:

or 7 or 33 idc🌚

(Source: ir0nycunt, via disruptcorruptorinterrupt)